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kyberfox:

“I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.”


-John Boyega on Carrie Fisher

This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

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east-coaster-deactivated2021073:

lofijazz:

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emoji spell for jeff bezos to be visted by three ghosts on christmas eve night

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This except the third ghost actually straight up drags him to hell

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chroniclebooks:

Happy Hanukkah from the Hanukcats

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transgooglesearches:

How to pass in public as a gender the public doesn’t know about

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powerburial:

if ur like over 20 and still a centrist just give up on politics, stop pretending youre paying attention to anything

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sparkytheandroid:

sarcoptid:

FITTED TO WHOM

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MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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psychosquads:

Firewatch (2016)

“In the meantime, you’re here, and it’s beautiful,
and escaping isn’t always something bad.”

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weaver-z:

weaver-z:

Hey there are Warrior cats with birds as the first part of their names, right? Aren’t there cats named things like Hawkfrost and Dovewing? And the second half of the name can be just about anything found in nature, right? This is a time-sensitive question—

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Thank you.

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thebeautyofbarbrastreisand:

Barbra photographed by Lawrence Schiller, 1969.

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sapphicdata:

shut the hell up…… data sippie juice

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benepla:

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ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit

then Jedi comes out and

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someone just actually messaged me for spoilers

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transientpokemonmaster:

c0rpseductor:

actually regarding physics my pet peeve is when ppl are like “ah yes the three default dimensions of the universe” TIME IS A DIMENSION!!!! FOUR WE HAVE FOUR DIMENSIONS.

so we’re just disregarding smell-o-vision now?

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diarygirls:

casablanca voice we’ll always have the house impeachment.

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